Carburateur / Carburetor / Moppentappers



_Carburateur / Carburetor / Moppentappers_


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In het Nederlands:
Een dom blondje……


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(link - Avril Lavigne - Dumb Blonde (featuring Nicki Minaj )(Soundtrack of “The Hustle) - https://youtu.be/Us3BuRGHVec )

…....komt compleet over de zeik thuis en zegt tegen haar man: “De auto wil niet meer starten!........ik denk dat er water in de carburateur zit.”

De man kijkt haar verbaasd aan…….en vraagt zijn liefje: “Hoe weet jij nou, dat er water in de carburateur zit?.....muts!......Je kent nog eens het verschil tussen een carburateur en een ruitenwisser.”
 

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“Nee…”, vervolgt de vrouw: “Er zit absoluut water in de carburateur…..!”
“Ok…..schatje…..Ik ga wel even kijken”, antwoordt de man en loopt naar de oprit van het huis.
Hij kijkt rond en vraagt: “Waar is de auto…..?
“In het kanaal…..!”, klinkt het uit de zelfvoldane vrouw.

 
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(Grapje)

In English:
“A dumb blonde……..
 
 
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(link - Avril Lavigne Dumb Blonde (featuring Nicki Minaj)(Soundtrack of “The Hustle) - https://youtu.be/Us3BuRGHVec )
 
……...comes home completely upset…..and says to her husband: “The car doesn't start anymore!.......I think that there is water in the carburetor.”
The man looked surprised to her….and asked his darling: “How do you know that there is water in the carburetor?.......bimbo…..You don't even know the difference between a carburetor and a windshield wiper.
 
 
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“That's right….I know”, the woman continues: “There is for sure water in the carburetor…….!”
“Ok…..darling…..I'll have a look”, answers the man en walks to the driveway of the house.
He looks around and asks: “Where is the car…..?”
“In the channel….!” it sounds out the mound of the complacent woman.
 
 
 
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To be continued.....
 
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